FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 15, 2019

No, Roger, Peter ain’t referrin’ to Flash Gordon

My mother-in-law was like that. She’d start cleaning the table before people were finished eating. Hmm, maybe she was trying to give us a hint.

His dad probably follows him around turning off lights, too. He must have known my dad.

Swiper, no swiping!

My brother-in-law

In Roger’s defense the newspaper and glass were probably left there hours before. Only on teenager time would that be determined as having just been left.

What? Not reading the news on your smart phone?

These are in Classic mode. They go back at least to the 1990’s.

you know, typically the parent thing to do is to tell kids to clean up after themselves, not act as a hyperactive cleaning service…

I don’t know why I am being dense here, but I don’t get it.

my wife once threw away the newspaper a section at a time while I read it.