FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 22, 2020

yes, Lara, let’s get this arc… I mean dream on

Peter is having a very different kind of dream.

Ow, my head. Where are my glasses?

So she has two eyes, right? I’m confused and my brain is reeling.

LOL! “Sweet Lips?!” I think I’m going to enjoy this arc!

Welcome to Jason’s worst nightmare. Keep reading!

more like Angelina Jolie lips

Tomb Raider II you say? I think I’ll go look that up and see if it’s still available…

I didn’t think you started dreaming that quickly after falling asleep.

I don’t know if I should be happy or sad for Jason

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If Jason ever aged such dreams might become welcome

Hmm. This could be Jason’s first one of “those” dreams where he finds out maybe girls aren’t so gross after all.

I know he’s a kid, but he takes pride in being a misogynist and even when I was a kid gaming back in the 90’s I hated being around other kids like Jason. A shame we’ll never see him grow up.

Wow, she’s got big…lips.

Not a flattering likeness of Lara Croft.

Heeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrreeeeeeee’ssssss LARA!!

Keep those lips coming!!

Was she eating ice cream?

I don’t know much about video games, but my answer is yes to any dream involving Angelina that she invites me to partake.

Tera Patrick as Lara.

When I was Jason’s age, my best (male) friend looked enough like Angelina Joli ( the face! only the face!) that I have trouble getting excited about her…

Me thinking: I know the orginal ar..