FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 04, 2022

Who’s the hunk in the Apes cast on whom does Paige have eyes this time?

Her ape suit IS better.

That movie came out in the 1960’s. I know these are old strips, but the jokes could be updated.

Still, Paige’s last line is a classic. I’ll be chuckling all day.

When Paige knows the line before she’s even seen the movie…

(Unless it was in a trailer)

I still remember how absolutely annoyed I got watching that movie when the idiot ahead of me kept throwing his arms up and yelling “WHOOOO!” every dang time an ape came on screen.

" I hate every ape I see.

From chimpan-a to chimpan-z,

No, you’ll never make a monkey out of me.

Oh, my god, I was wrong,

It was Earth all along.

You finally made a monkey…"

Troy McClure in “Stop the Planet of the Apes I Want to Get Off” (RIP, Phil Hartman) “The Simpsons”, (“A Fish Called Selma”).

Mom, do Jason a favor and rent the classic original movie for him.