FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 02, 2023

That li’l monster’s the perfect size for Peter to practice his punting skills on. ;-)

I always pictured Waterloo a bit differently.

I seem to recall reading that Napoleon did encounter wet weather in the area of Waterloo.

If they have more than one bathroom, you could lock it in the bathroom.

their terlet handle is installed backwards

AND it looks like the tank is also part of the bowl lol

‘Water Loo?’ I was just gonna say that!Really.

Good pun!

Every puppy has his day; everybody has to pay; everybody has to meet his waterloo.

It is amazing how many little dogs have issues with aggression. I have a hunch it’s not the dogs themselves; it’s that their owners are less likely to take their aggression seriously because the dogs seem so cute and tiny and babylike that they give the behavior a pass, whereas if the dogs were huge they’d treat them more like adults and take it seriously and expect them to behave.

“Where is our baby?”

“Oh, he’s on his way to vacation in the ocean…”

This is why one should always avoid rats; “real dog” status starts at about 45 lbs.

Is this where the term “Microaggression” was coined?

Napoleon was not really short, see https://www.history.com/news/napoleon-complex-short

Keep track of all the bites and charge $10 a piece. In addition to what you are being paid to watch him.