FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 04, 2024

Subtext Jedi

That’s because your mom brought home the wrong brand of peas.

Make ‘Peas’ with her, Jason!

Peas sells but who’s buying?

He was raised by goblins. That has to be it!

Mrs. Lennon to a Young John who wouldn’t eat his vegetables, “All I am saying is give peas a chance.”

“Glam” magazine.

I thought he meant her and the magazine. Or whoever’s on the cover.

“Peas” (as “pease”) used to be a singular noun. But, I don’t remember what the plural was, or if it had one.

Would make it easier to do a pod cast.

Three things you do not offend or you won’t live for long: A wolf with cubs, a man with Power, or your sister’s sense of wrong!

probably shouldn’t say this, but peas are my favorite vegetable