FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 12, 2024

If you do it will be at least 20 steps away. MOTIVATION!

I know the feeling

ONE STEP?! Is that all?!

At this rate, he’ll be ready for the marathon by the time he’s 100.

that’s just pathetic… unless it was one heck of a step that is. :J

Roger is in worse shape than Artie Beemer. That’s quite an accomplishment.

You know you’re badly out of shape when you sweat and get winded just putting on your workout clothes.

I just rode 30 miles on my exercise bike.

I suggest Pedialyte instead of Gatoraid. Although it has more sodium than Gatoraid, it has far less sugar and more electrolites. Both, however, are still pretty nasty to my taste.

Something tells me he won’t make 26 miles

That’s one small step for Roger.

And I thought I was out of shape.

that’s what it’s like with COPD. any exertion and I’m winded

One step… and it wasn’t a stair step.

In 30 years he may run 100 yards.