FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 20, 2025

leave the kid, woman. He needs some “healthy” food!

She can be jealous, the rest of us will celebrate.

That sounds so much more fun than the Innaguration Day!

I used to take my one floating holiday on GroundHog day.

I can’t decide whether to ask what pork sausages have to do with Groundhog Day, or why this strip isn’t running two weeks from now.

If you don’t like it, stay out of the kitchen!

It’s Martin Luther King, Jr. Day.

Reminiscent of Wiley Miller’s Non Sequitur from Groundhog Day 2009.

I take great pride in cooking sausages, one thing I never do is stick a fork through them. Tongs only. And with brats, I turn them by hand, over a low fire charcoal grill. That way you can feel if the casings are about to burst.

I eat them only once or twice a year, usually at Memorial Day or Labor Day. Too much fat and sodium but, boy, do they taste good.

Many of us are grateful there isn’t a Groundtofu Day.