Frank and Ernest by Thaves for July 30, 2000
Transcript:
Frank: Ernie! You're still trying to rent your vacation cabin?...It leaks like crazy when it rains! Ernest: So in my ad I say "Great for water lovers". Frank: The heat and air-conditioning don't work! Ernest: So I say, "Extremely low utility bills." Frank: There's a ninety-foot landfill pile in your back yard! Ernest: So I say, "Mountain view". Frank: And the neighbors on both sides have loud parties day and night! Ernest: That's why I'm able to say "Surrounded by wildlife!"