Frank and Ernest by Thaves for June 30, 2002
June 29, 2002
July 01, 2002
Transcript:
"Tabloid times. Headline dept." "Ernie, I need a headline for the school superintendent who won a bowling tourney." "City's top educator hangs out in alleys!" "And the city manager with diplomas from Harvard and Yale also just got one from Stanford." "City exec gets third degree!" "And the major losing 150 pounds." "Mayor's wife says he's not half the man she married!" "And the photo essay on the local woman who refinishes furniture." "Close-up shots of female stripper!" "Okay, wiseguy, how about this one?..."Editorial assistant, Ernie the Jester, is not unemployed!" "Co-editor is nobody's fool!"
