Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 15, 2002
Transcript:
"A visit with Santa in the 21st century" "I don't know what platform he uses, so I've got my list on both Mac and Windows!" "Let's get his pager number in case we change our minds about what we want." "I was good all year long...my brother just cheated and hacked into the naughty-nice database!" "He's asking kids what gifts they want. Doesn't he rea his e-mail?!" "What's your cell phone number? I want to put it on my speed dialer." "I told him that I'd buy some stuff on Ebay, and have the bill sent to him."