Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 05, 2003
Transcript:
"Rags to riches" "On air" "Today we'll meet more folks inspired by Horatio Alger stories to succeed through hard work." "First is a former dump scavenger who is now a popular jazz musician." "From "Waste" to "hip!" "And the problem gambler who became a sausage mogul." "For "bettor" to "wurst!" "Last, a man who worked long hours as a parking lot attendant, saving enough to buy a fleet of wreckers." "From "tip" to "tow!" "Ernie, you're ruining these uplifting stories! As soo as we sign off, I'm having you locked in a room to think about that!" "From "bye" to "Cell!"