Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 04, 2009
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Ernie's Gym Ernest says, "I'm selling my health club!" Frank says, "Ernie, your gym is worthless! I hope you wrote an honest ad." Frank says, "You didn't say that the mortgage wasn't paid and the bank sold your main building to the seminary next door!" Ernest says, "It's right there! I saw 'new cross-training facility'!" Frank says, "And the roof leaks int the one building you have left!" Ernest says, "I said 'indoor pool'!" Frank says, "Ernie, the health department condemned your locker room because of aggressive, drug-resistant infections!" Ernest says, "It's there..." Ernest says, "But maybe I should check the spelling of 'hard-working, dedicated staff'"
Frankly, he’s trying, in Earnest.