Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 29, 2011
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Frank says, "Ernie is selling his collection of art made with the help of animals. He's writing the ad now." Frank says, "Ernie, these are just scratchings made by the beak of a songbird." Ernie says, "I'll say 'works by 'whistler'!" Brank says, "And this was made with a fish!" Ernest says, "Original 'Pollock' art'!" Frank says, "Ernie, these might be the worst..." Ernest says, "'Dog owners dipped their dogs' paws in paint and put them on canvases!" Ernest says, "That's easy, Frank! I'll say 'paintings by the masters'!"
Modern art. If you can walk around it, it is a sculpture. If you can´t, it is a painting.