Frank and Ernest by Thaves for August 25, 2011
August 24, 2011
August 26, 2011
Transcript:
City Court House Frank: "I found throwing yourself on the mercy of the court doesn't get you out of jury duty!"
Bringing a certified list of your prescriptions does.But your Honor, why would the police arrest the wrong manYour honor, glad you picked me cause I’m psychicI’ve seen every episode of Perry Mason.Your Honor, ever notice the guilty have beady eyes.I have to see my therapist everyday at 11I did the same thing but I didn’t get caught.Is he a Republican?Do we get to watch him fry?It’s da Man, man. Dey hate us.Can I try a black radical?Is that the guy who poisoned my precious Puddles?Can’t trust dem whose talks wid an accect.What do we get as a prize?For more good ideas about your civic duty, read "I Have Never Served Jury Duty and Enjoy 24 hour Protection from Homeland Security