Chicago now has more shootings than New York, which is surprising since New York has more professional football teams.California has more unwed pregnancies than any other state, which makes sense because they have more basketball teams.-Conan O’brien
johnt204 almost 11 years ago
Takes more than that.
TREEINTHEWIND almost 11 years ago
You can probably sing also………………
TREEINTHEWIND almost 11 years ago
And when people grow 5 digits, they will be able to applaud..
TREEINTHEWIND almost 11 years ago
I hope they don’t decide to practice under my branches ………
TREEINTHEWIND almost 11 years ago
And if the comedy isn’t good, people will be able to pedal away………
TREEINTHEWIND almost 11 years ago
If that little alligator decides to take a nip at his foot, he will invent profanity …......×....y….z……..
TREEINTHEWIND almost 11 years ago
It looks like he will always have an eager audience of at least one……………………………………
Superfrog almost 11 years ago
You’re joking.
TREEINTHEWIND almost 11 years ago
You will need to discover tomatoes………………. or some such….
TREEINTHEWIND almost 11 years ago
Don’t make me laugh……………….
punmeister almost 11 years ago
After you invent explosives, your stand-up comedy routine will bomb.
ChazNCenTex almost 11 years ago
They’ll be appearing at the Hard Rock Cave er Cafe…
rockngolfer almost 11 years ago
Chicago now has more shootings than New York, which is surprising since New York has more professional football teams.California has more unwed pregnancies than any other state, which makes sense because they have more basketball teams.-Conan O’brien
richardj almost 11 years ago
When they invent the wheel …
TREEINTHEWIND almost 11 years ago
The little fox said, (What does this mean for me?)
Will I not be the only sly one?
TREEINTHEWIND almost 11 years ago
The little fox said, "I wonder if they would like to add some drama to their act…….I could chase my tail……………..
TREEINTHEWIND almost 11 years ago
Not to worry Mr. Fox, these guys will never be as sly as you…
TREEINTHEWIND almost 11 years ago
Not to worry Mr. Fox, these guys will never be as sly as you arf arf……………………
geneboecker almost 11 years ago
Ironic that often times “stand up” involved “pratfalls.”
gocomicsmember almost 11 years ago
All too much stand-up “comedy” these days is on a “caveman level” anyway.