Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 19, 2014
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Transcript:
RAG: Robot Actors Guild Purple Robot: Robot actors are replacing human actors in movies and TV! Purple Robot: And just like human actors, it gets harder for robots to find roles as they get older and their bodies start to fall apart. Casting Human Robot: Oops, sorry. That arm keeps falling off. They don't make replacement components for me anymore. Casting Director: Uh, I think we'll cast a younger robot. Purple Robot: The harder it is to get parts, the harder it is to get parts!
TREEINTHEWIND almost 11 years ago
Use duct tape and WD-40……………… keep their software updated to avoid repetitive tasks………….. use climate controlled storage………….. give them monthly exercise routines……….. replace batterys on a regular basis…….. update their custumes to keep looking fresh…… don’t force feed them ……………etc…….etc……..another thing……. always buy two of every model to start…
TREEINTHEWIND almost 11 years ago
Make it elgible for Obamacare with unlimited funds for research and repair………. change the script………… one armed pirates are big these days……… also one legged ones with a wooden peg leg………. one eyed with patch …..etc………. change the scrip………. if stuck……………..
dwpbike almost 11 years ago
mechanics that only remove and replace know this all too well
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe almost 11 years ago
it runs on XP
InTraining Premium Member almost 11 years ago
But he would be perfect for a part in movie about ….. Robot Zombies… ! ? !
TREEINTHEWIND almost 11 years ago
They had better store “his brains in the cloud” before he shuts down completely…………. they can be used in a later model……… giving the newest one an historical advantage…
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 11 years ago
The Robots are generally better actors too!
Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I was accidentally exposed to some of the “screen actor’s guild award show” last night. Oh the vanity! Thank god for ill health, petty crime, drugs, poor casting choices, lawsuits, aging, and bad plastic surgeons to humble the hubris.
John W. Vinson Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Well, if they’d just use modern materials like composites this wouldn’t happen. Cast iron is notoriously brittle.