Frank and Ernest by Thaves for April 16, 2014
April 15, 2014
April 17, 2014
Transcript:
Star: Hi, I need your assistance in transferring $20 million from a Nigerian bank... Frank: Careful, Ernie, that's a phishing star.
To Nigerian Star……….. Thanks for the bucket of stardust…….. I have been working all day on contacting Universe Freighting Operations (UFO) to arrange shipment of the $20 mill of gold……….. that stuff is heavy, over 1200 lbs…….. go ahead and contact them to get packing instructions and pickup time…… use this shiping address – 5687412358974566772314789653, if this route is full use this alternate one, 5668795421136987413785428534….. either one will put it on my driveway, the first address is the single car garage, the alternate one is the 2 car garage. Once it arrives, I’ll fork it inside and check the contents and note any shortage. The storage fee will be 1% per month or part of until Ernie picks it up. I’ll have the forklift available at no charge. Please let Ernie know that it has been shipped and prox arrival date. Send me a certified check to cover my fees. Thanks a lot……….. it"s been a pleasure doing business with you. If you snag another one I’ll contact UFO and make the arrangements. Have a good night……………