Frank and Ernest by Thaves for March 06, 2015
March 05, 2015
March 07, 2015
Transcript:
Unemployment Office Frank: I thought since the universe is expanding, astronomy would be a growing field.
Snoopy_Fan almost 10 years ago
“As for your career, you didn’t plan-et very well.”
TREEINTHEWIND almost 10 years ago
If you hurry, you can catch the next train to the hinterland…..they are hiring out there………but it’s mostly second shift….
Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I knew a guy who got a PhD in physics, a ton of debt to go along with it, then couldn’t find a job. It’s not like you can switch tracks when you are in that deep for that long. Sad story and way too many like it.
Daniel Aplet almost 10 years ago
seems like a logical assumption
mourdac Premium Member almost 10 years ago
People’s waistlines in the U.S. are expanding so should be lots of jobs for cooks.
Under Dog Premium Member almost 10 years ago
It’s actually the Employment Office.
Earnestly Frank almost 10 years ago
Note that if you are the centre of the universe, it means tha everything is moving away from you.
ChessPirate almost 10 years ago
We aim to Pleiades… :-)
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 10 years ago
Astronomer’s Median annual salary $103,220. Not bad work if you can get it! In recent years, there have been about 150 job openings for astronomers in North America.
eb110americana almost 10 years ago
“No, that just means it’s a bigger reach for you.”
Snoopy_Fan almost 10 years ago
LOL!
markjoseph125 almost 10 years ago
You could always get a job writing for creationist websites, and explaining how the light from the Andromeda galaxy (2.7 million light-years away) or from quasar 2C273 (2.4 billion light-years away) is only 6,000 years old.Best part of that job is that you don’t actually have to do any work—no observations, no calculations—you can just make stuff up!