Frank and Ernest by Thaves for March 15, 2015
Transcript:
Tabloid Times/ Editor Frank: Ernie, I need headlines for some articles -- first, the new upscale restaurant in Center City was cited for health code violations. Ernest: "Fined Dining Downtown" Frank: This article says not many people were taken in by the latest gasoline-out-of-water scam. Ernest: "Fuel Foolery Futile: Fools Few" Frank: At Spring training, the local baseball club's best starter surprised team brass with a presentation demanded he be traded. Ernest: "Star Makes Pitch -- Throws Management A Curve" Frank: And what about our piece on increasing surveillance by drones? Ernest: "Pry In The Sky"!
johnt204 almost 10 years ago
One of the best ones in a long time.At least the first two panels.
ChazNCenTex almost 10 years ago
Pry in the sky…..and soon to be so true.
TREEINTHEWIND almost 10 years ago
Tabloid scrapes the bottom of the barrell….editor trys to keep his head above water and has to use Google to get his words spelled right…………..
Perkycat almost 10 years ago
This is a good one! They make a good team.
ChessPirate almost 10 years ago
“Mayor buys wife blue/black dress. Mayor’s wife says she didn’t ask for a white/gold dress. Mayor forced to take dress back.”“Mayor’s Marital Situation Redressed!”
dzw3030 almost 10 years ago
“illegal before…?” You betcha! Destruction of property, firing a weapon inside city limits, reckless endangerment (the drone will fall on something, the buckshot will land on someone) and if someone is injured, the charges stack higher & higher.
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
“Earnest would be arrested in China. They’ve outlawed puns and wordplay.”.Good to NOT be in China. huh?
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
There was an episode of “Bones” where Booth shoots an annoying mechanical clown on the top of an ice cream truck! He ended up in counseling…
seanachie almost 10 years ago
I look at about 20-25 “comic” or cartoon strips every day. Thaves’ Frank and Ernest is the most consistently funny!! And today we get 4 really funny situations in one! Thanks, Thaves!!!
Jim Kerner almost 10 years ago
All the news that fits.
Jim Kerner almost 10 years ago
For the last panel, all I can say is Eye Gevalt.
hippogriff almost 10 years ago
gmartin997: There is a long history of stupid laws in China. The Gang of Four outlawed tubas, presumably sousaphones as well.
dzw3030 almost 10 years ago
:-)) Don’t listen to the tabloids, NBC,CBS, CNN, MSNBC or even the AP. Our Newsies hype everything to compete with the Internet. I get bears walking through my neighborhood, headed to the river to drink. They tease the dogs, but haven’t shot anyone yet. :-))
Doublejake almost 10 years ago
We may not always exercise it, but we do have the right to arm bears. It’s in the Rill of Bights.