Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 25, 2016

Right on all counts.

“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.” —H. L. Mencken (1880-1956), American journalist, essayist, editor, and critic

I say, let the aliens try to fix the planet. What could it hurt?

Humans without logic chips are subject to long learning curves as it is ………. new thought processes on a continuous basis with new new would cause chaos for sure.

If it ain’t broke always fix it………… (Computer theory)………

Stuck with obsolete leaders for more than 40 years is more like it…

Around 1970 we entered an era of plenty, instead of the millennia of scarcity we were used to…unfortunately our economic system nor our leadership seem to understand that things have changed on a very basic level.

For over 45 years, scarcity of resources has not been due to a real scarcity, but due to logistics and more commonly due to those holding resources creating “scarcities” in order to create profits.

Millions die annually in order to create larger fortunes for those who control our world…

It would be nice if we could get a candidate that was halfway likeable.

Yeah, it would. Where are they hiding??

At an earlier computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon.”

In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: if GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day. 2. Every time they painted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to re-install the engine. 4. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads. 5. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt. 6. Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grabbed hold of the radio antenna. 7. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car’s performance to diminish by 50 percent or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Dept. 8. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. 9. You’d press the “start” button to shut off the engine.

Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)They can’t run. They are not 35 years old..neverenoughgoldYou left out: Microsoft will not let anyone touch their machines if they know anything at all about Apples, and giving any advice to an Apple user (other than to throw away the superior machine) will result in immediate brainwashing.