Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 31, 2016
Transcript:
Girl: I used to have to go to the bathroom whenever I had to give a speech. Frazz said it's the evolutionary fight-or-flight response. So I embraced creationism. Problem solv...hold on. I'll be right back. Frazz: How'd your presentation go? Girl: I proved evolution!
Wilde Bill over 8 years ago
It looks like she will be very familiar with Depends in her old age.
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 8 years ago
exotic, I think that you just demonstrated that we developed from apes with less intelligence and that some of us didn’t develop all that much.
cabalonrye over 8 years ago
Please, not the science versus religion debate again.
SkyFisher over 8 years ago
I have 53 degrees here, and cloudy skys.
The Legend of Brandon Sawyer over 8 years ago
All I have to say is I hope she has clean underwear that face in panel four
DutchUncle over 8 years ago
You can believe what you want, but you have to deal with reality. Medicine, surgery, biochemistry: none of them really care how the body became what it is. Though it sort of helps that our bodies are enough like the other creatures on this planet that we can eat them, and use their heart valves as spare parts.
Caldonia over 8 years ago
You need to “go” because your body wants to empty itself so you can run faster. Of course, you don’t, because you’re not a wild animal.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) over 8 years ago
I give up. I’m just going to curl into a fetal position, shut my eyes, and let the world go by without me. Or maybe I’ll just make some chocolate chip cookies.
Kind&Kinder over 8 years ago
Hey, I’m pretty very edjicated, too, so, if us eleets is commenting, this is my comment on the question of human origin and progress: we’re here, we’re queer—GET USED TO IT! We’re just humanity—as Opus said, " How about this: You’re born. You live. You go on some diets. You die." (The Night of the Mary Kay Commandos 1989) I hope we evolve past this argument, Ah surely do, y’all.
Max Starman Jones over 8 years ago
I knew the fight would be there. This one was started by the cartoonist, so all is fair. I want to be here representing those of us who have both extreme faith and an extreme love of science, and have no conflict whatsoever.
Bob. over 8 years ago
Four degrees? WOW. Who gave you the third degree?
Hookoa over 8 years ago
WHO really believes that a theory isnʻt something?I mean really… our “theory” of electricity is still just a theory. Yet, when we flip that switch, the lights come on.Lots of theories “work”, but we still donʻt know all the mechanics of how or why. Get over it.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
She choose to go with the flow!