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Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 17, 2016
Transcript:
Caulfield: So the Christians start with Christmas, one day. Then the jews ramp it up to Chanukah, eight days. Then Christians fire back with the advent calendar, 24 days. For all their peace, love and holiness, religious people sure can be contentious. Frazz: You have no idea. Caulfield: Oh, but I'm getting one. Frazz: Let me rephrase: You're being clueless.
catchup about 8 years ago
The Christian feast of Christmas was twelve days; from Christmas Day to epiphany (6 January). Advent is not a feast time, itâs a time of fasting in preparation for the festival.Still, itâs all fun.
eromlig about 8 years ago
Jef, Jef, Jef â look what you startedâŠ
ccmills about 8 years ago
We all have one thing in common â we are all born atheist â religion of any style has to be learnt â usually along the lines of what the rest of the family believes.
davidweinstock about 8 years ago
atheists and apathists do not have any organized agenda or point to prove. most of us just want to be left alone. jews, except for the deranged âjews for jesusâ, do not have an evangelist agenda. most other religions not only want to annoy you with the holier than thou business, but also want to convince you they are more happy and holy. if people just did their worship in church (or whatever holy building they prefer) and minded their own business, the world would be a better place. at least quieter
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 8 years ago
Maybe he is clueless- but clue me in on his idea.
matjestaet about 8 years ago
It would appear, the world needed more teachers of physics and less preachersâŠ
car2ner about 8 years ago
and the secular marketing holiday is 60 days long.
Keep on keepin' on about 8 years ago
Nice to see Frazz hold Caulfield to a better standard than un-researched griping. Too much contention among neighbors and nations, when individuals believed to be âsmartâ start jumping to negative conclusions/assumptions with only partial facts. The âsmartâ people tend to be believed, without anyone fact checking from there, because what they are saying so often FEELS so RIGHT. People have this thing of âMy tribe good. Your tribe bad. Is OK me take from/kill you for stuff I want. gruntâ. Thatâs what it seems to me, anyway, as a leftover from âuncivilizedâ times. Iâve run into these âfactsâ among my neighbors, and once latched onto, they are NOT easily given up. I have had one screaming (with spittle) in my face, that I was right about what I was saying, but it didnât change anything, and I needed to shut up and go the $&ck away âbefore something BAAAAD happensâ. We have become quite the CCL community, soâŠ.. yeah. . . Frazz, set him straight!
IQTech61 about 8 years ago
Mallet, you did not do your homework on this one. Hanukkah is the Jewish Festival of Lights and remembers the rededication of the second Jewish Temple in Jerusalem.
Christmas was created by the Roman Catholic Church â another case of the church co-opting a pagan tradition. In this case, it was the winter solstice, the shortest day of the year.
Not related in any way and certainly not created as a reaction to each otherâs holiday.
As for the advent calendar, it was simply a method to mark the days until Christmas and again, has nothing to do with the length of Hanukkah.
Alan Stone about 8 years ago
Atheism is NOT a belief system. We donât âbelieve there is no god.â We donât believe in a god. Big difference.
Irvingj about 8 years ago
I think Caulfieldâs timetable may be a tad offâŠ
Bill Koenig about 8 years ago
I am a Christian. I have to admire the atheistic faith. It takes more faith to believe(not believe) than it takes for me to believe what I believe.
mourdac Premium Member about 8 years ago
Hanukkah precedes Xmas by a century and a half or so. It and Pagan winter festivals may have been the reason for the Christians to move the birth from the spring back to the winter, to compete with existing religions. Hanukkah is a festival to remind the Jews of delivery from the tyranny of Greece, kind of like the 4th of July in the U.S.
toahero about 8 years ago
It all comes down to this: There is a sealed, immovable box in front of you, and people are guessing what might be inside of it.
Christians believe that it is one thing, Jews and Muslims believe that it is something similar, only a different color, Hindus believe that it is multiple things, Atheists insist that the box is empty, so on and so forth.
Everyone is showing faith by stating what they believe is in the box.. As Atheism is making a claim as to what is in the box, (nothing) they are pretty much identical to the others.
hippogriff about 8 years ago
Night-Gaunt49
There are none so intemperate in demanding their belief or else as your denomination of atheism. I will still stick with Thomas Huxleyâs original (he did coin it) definition of agnosticism as that which can neither be proven nor falsified by the scientific method. Yet you keep going back to that argument against the existence of God while refusing to face the fact that you canât disprove it by the same standards you demand of others. Watch out for the crocs and hippos, you are in âde Nileâ.
vwdualnomand about 8 years ago
religion ruins everything. it destroys everything it touches.
Scoonz about 8 years ago
Hi ComicsFan. (Watch this, Folks!). What did they teach you about religion in your grade school?
(Wait for it!). Hee hee heeâŠâŠ..)
Chamfer about 8 years ago
exoticdoc2 certainly doesnât grasp the essentials of atheism.
LBreader about 8 years ago
Maronite Catholics with seven whole weeks of Christmas: gloating laughter
hippogriff about 8 years ago
comicsssfan
Even though Patrick lived in what is now Ulster, Britain is separate from Eire, which celebrates it strictly as a religious holiday, not commercial. The only country with St. Patrickâs Day as a legal holiday is Montserrat.
ckeller about 8 years ago
Hanukkah existed for almost two centuries before Christmas possibly could have. Sorry, Jef, you fail this one.
kaystari Premium Member about 8 years ago
And Advent starts 28 days before the Sunday that is before Christmas (including that Sunday) âŠ.twice fail!
The Star Wars LEGO Advent calendar is 24 days to cheat us out of an extra 4+ toys.
Nick Danger about 8 years ago
Hanukkah was here first (a remembrance from the days of the Macabees). How widely it was celebrated before the Diaspora I donât know, but it came before the birth of Christ.
childe_of_pan over 7 years ago
I disagree that agnostics are âfence-sittersâ; atheism and belief in god are both faith-based, i.e. belief in that which is inherently unprovable. Thatâs why itâs called âfaithâ rather than âknowledgeâ. I cannot begin to recall the number of times I have heard some atheists state unequivocally that there âisâ no god ( a statement as factually unsupportable as stating that there âisâ a god). You can believe whatever you want, but until you can say âin the absence of proof either way there is no way to knowâ you are guilty at very least of a logical fallacy.
Hero Plays over 3 years ago
then capitalism comes in and takes up everything past september