Caulfield: BURP! So the rest of the class would immediately forget about Deanie's little fart, that's why.
Mr. Spaetzle: Walk out of my office looking just a little chastised and we're good.
Once, when I was just a kid (maybe 7-9), I was bored out of my mind in church and let an audible squeaker go. But I then promptly turned around and looked at the people behind me. I’m still surprised lo these many years later that I was such a devious little scalawag.
Once, when I was just a kid (maybe 7-9), I was bored out of my mind in church and let an audible squeaker go. But I then promptly turned around and looked at the people behind me. I’m still surprised lo these many years later that I was such a devious little scalawag.