He has a “tropical” disease.
It’s the commute, of course.
He’s mad because they won’t let him park his boat on the street…
Seats are all taken.
The traffic is horrendous
They’re always in the wrong place, at the wrong time.
They never serve any refreshments.
“I don’t like my neighbor.”?
Get off my island!
I’m not your neighbor; I’m your landlord!
I can no longer afford their HOA fees (never could, actually).
Yeah, he said he’d join the swim safety task force.
Yeah? So where’ve you been the last 3 meetings?
TWO Plaid Shirts!!! YYYYYAAAAAA!!!!
“I need you to stop sh*ting on my side of the island and don’t tell me it wasn’t you.
I refuse to pay my association because of these conditions.
He moved.
Reminder: No matter how thirsty you get, do NOT drink the sea water.
Because last time the association publicly shamed me about the unauthorized razing of the other coconut tree when I tried to make a raft.
How did he know?
“Remember when there was the HOA recall election initiated by the 80% of the HOA board of 5 and I lost 32 to 34, thereby taking away all my purely voluntary duties?”
SHAKEDOWNVILLE almost 4 years ago
He has a “tropical” disease.
eromlig almost 4 years ago
It’s the commute, of course.
PICTO almost 4 years ago
He’s mad because they won’t let him park his boat on the street…
Pickled Pete almost 4 years ago
Seats are all taken.
wameen almost 4 years ago
The traffic is horrendous
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago
They’re always in the wrong place, at the wrong time.
e.groves almost 4 years ago
They never serve any refreshments.
Doug K almost 4 years ago
“I don’t like my neighbor.”?
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Get off my island!
C0MM0N-tater almost 4 years ago
I’m not your neighbor; I’m your landlord!
Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I can no longer afford their HOA fees (never could, actually).
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 4 years ago
Yeah, he said he’d join the swim safety task force.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Yeah? So where’ve you been the last 3 meetings?
Andrew Moore almost 4 years ago
TWO Plaid Shirts!!! YYYYYAAAAAA!!!!
PO' DAWG almost 4 years ago
“I need you to stop sh*ting on my side of the island and don’t tell me it wasn’t you.
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
I refuse to pay my association because of these conditions.
Chris Sherlock almost 4 years ago
He moved.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Reminder: No matter how thirsty you get, do NOT drink the sea water.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Because last time the association publicly shamed me about the unauthorized razing of the other coconut tree when I tried to make a raft.
bugabaman almost 4 years ago
How did he know?
Rabbit Brown 2105-30 P coat almost 4 years ago
“Remember when there was the HOA recall election initiated by the 80% of the HOA board of 5 and I lost 32 to 34, thereby taking away all my purely voluntary duties?”