Free Range by Bill Whitehead for April 03, 2021

Certainly not a flattering “love nest”.

Was that part of the vows or did he just improvise?

Wrote their own vows, I see.

Don’t tell me she thinks she’ll change him after the marriage.

The reason why Julia Roberts became the “Runaway Bride”? (Now I suspect why I’m still single)

Uhh Not a good start there Roger !

Is this in the prenup?

Kramer’s hair looked quite normal in the early episodes.

https://youtu.be/RABLYqnjEIE

I don’t remember in rehearsal, anything about my hair!

He could be Prime Minister of the United Kingdom with that ’do. Who are you to judge?

That’s the first thing they want to do?

Continue on, it’s neither here nor hair.

Kind of.. the pot calling the kettle black. That preacher could do with a hair stylist as well.

Well, not a big fan of what you’ve done to your 3 hairs, Reverend…

A man marries a woman hoping she will not change, and a woman marries a man hoping he will.

That’s why they call him the bridegroom – it’s the bride’s job now to see to his grooming.

Must have been one helluva stag party! Get the Flowbee!!!!!!!!! :)

I was waiting to see who might quote: Welease WOGER!!! Or even Biggus Dickus? :>)