Free Range by Bill Whitehead for April 29, 2022

Guy heading for them should be driving a “Bonneville”.

It’s where the movers meet the shakers.

Heading toward caltrops made of salt???

When it rains it pours…

Expect to see a whole convoy of flatbeds.

I’d hate to be involved in a fender bender with that truck. Not only would you damage your car, but you’d get a-salted!

I hope there are great salt spares.

I would rather visit the pepper mines…

Shake a leg.

Obviously racist. What ever happened to salt AND pepper?

Seasons greetings, dude!

I would have thought the salt truck would be heading TO the flats, to keep them salty.

Well, if they spill, make sure they go over the left shoulder.

again with the salty humor…

On the other hand, there’s the occasional mysterious highway sign that reads “Restricted Salt Area.”

Salt Flats. Are those apartments for people who are “the salt of the Earth”?