Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 22, 2023

For some, it’s the garden of good “Eden” {eatin’}.

So the NY Giants will be there?

Newark?

Is that my Congressperson?

Bad luck canyon.

“What tubes?” – George Carlin

Where are the Tubular Bells?

looks like there is some s*** missing

They’re still looking for all the socks which disappear from the dryer. One theory is they fall through mini-black holes into other dimensions.

The end is here‼️

Shouldn’t the state house from Illinois be there?

Boy, “She’s a Beauty” by The Tubes definitely does not apply here.

Is that Detroit or Baltimore?

Nothing but a pile of ashes at the bottom the tubes I’ve been down.  I know because I would hear them say “You better get over there and help him out because he’s going down the tubes in a ball of flames!”

There must be an additional bunch of tubes. I don’t see any politicians and campaign signs in those three tubes.

It must be a “La Brea” neighbourhood.

This calls for a Waste Management Engineering Team…

You wondered what the last tube stop was when visiting London…

You might find a couple of my old relationships in there.