Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 01, 2023

May you have a “whale” of a time meeting Jonah & Leviathan.

Love, exciting and new

Come aboard. we’re expecting you

Love, life’s sweetest reward

Let it flow, it floats back to you

Not nice! You had a bunch of love pairs already. Look how sad you made the elephants!

well at least the Gophers will survive

With God’s sense of humor in this case, the boat will flood and the rest will survive

Noah’s lark?

Two of every party animal.

Ah yes, the CNM Polyamorous. The boat that gives the term Group play a whole new meaning.

What about the love goat?

God will not be happy, Noah!

With all the animal pairs, eventually it would become a love boat…

“Water World: the prequel”

Too much drinking and they’ll all be ship wrecked!!

Which is why God chose Noah to build the ark. Anyone else on the planet at that time really might have done this. Noah wouldn’t, and he didn’t.

But the Love Boat promises something for everyone!

Just as plausible as the versions told across many cultures

Hmm . . . Noah can turn the ark into a party boat, thereby going against what God told him to do, or he can take the animals on board as ordered. He’ll find himself in deep doo-doo either way — but at least in the latter case he wouldn’t have to worry about God being mad at him.