We’d occasionally get one of those, but they weren’t really forgetful or demented, they just wanted to get back in a federal pen as their lives were so messed up outside. They craved the structure, three meals a day, and a warm bed. They’d claim to have a weapon, scare the teller, and then wait for the police to arrive.
SHAKEDOWNCITY 9 months ago
“Gray Matter Down.”
Ratkin Premium Member 9 months ago
We’d occasionally get one of those, but they weren’t really forgetful or demented, they just wanted to get back in a federal pen as their lives were so messed up outside. They craved the structure, three meals a day, and a warm bed. They’d claim to have a weapon, scare the teller, and then wait for the police to arrive.
The Reader Premium Member 9 months ago
While you are waiting, could you stand over by the security desk?
in-dubio-pro-rainbow 9 months ago
HA! That’s….that’s….HA! Tha….wait, guess, now I forgot why I came in here. Give me a minute. It’ll come to me…
Tigressy 9 months ago
Teller’s reply on the back of the note:
“Correct spelling, nice handwriting with some cursive in it.
I’ll give you an A. Class dismissed."
gammaguy 9 months ago
He’s standing there, hoping for approval from the pen and teller.
Prawnclaw 9 months ago
Square speech bubble Bill?, what’s going on!
Kaputnik 9 months ago
Reminds me of the 1979 film, Going in Style, in which three elderly men rob a bank out of sheer boredom.
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When looking up a link for that, I found that there was a 2017 remake, which I’d never heard of.
blackman2732 9 months ago
Been there, done that ….. kinda …. wait ….. what was the question?
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 months ago
Oh forgot’s sake!!
cuzinron47 9 months ago
I can tell he’s old, the notes in cursive. And the Teller probably can read it.
paullp Premium Member 9 months ago
A smart teller would say, “Oh, you came in to open a new account. Have a seat, and one of our bankers will be right with you.”
wildlandwaters 9 months ago
Oh…wait… I left my gun in the car. Be right back…
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 9 months ago
Too bad, he’s already been robbed of his memory.