Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 25, 2024

She carries a “Prehistoric” Army Knife.

I wonder if the poor animal put up a fight before giving up his hide??!!

He needs to invent the pocketbook.

High maintenance.

I have to kill and skin a kangaroo?

If it wasn’t the pockets, she’d probably have some other complaint.

She never seems to be satisfied.

I always thought that was strange. All the women I know want pockets in their dresses — yet very few dresses have them. You’d think the female fashion designers would put them in.

Jeesh, in another year or so, that dress will stink so bad it will have to be replaced. Never ends ….

If he would hunt something smaller she could make a purse.

20,000 years in the making and still waiting.

I don’t like carrying a purse and would prefer deep pockets instead.

He needs a change of a dress.

Simple – skin a kangaroo.

But pockets would make you look fat.

“Still no what? What’s a ‘pocket’?”

Most of my long-sleeved nightgowns have pockets. I use a walking stick, a shillelagh, to get around. I tend to fall if I carry anything in my hands, so I really need the pockets, even if it’s just for my phone.