Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 19, 2024

Fortunately, gravity is not an “inherited” trait.

The gravity of the situation could not be overstated.

Tree was overloaded anyway.

There’s one tree that made noise ……

Well, at least Newton got credit for the fig cookie.

The other brother was Fig and became more famous than both of them.

Was George cutting down more than cherry trees?

He must’ve discovered Arkansas too.

Uncle Gravy Tee is heading for a boat after straying from this golf course.

I’d call this a core-tionary tale.

And after two or three days, Eureka death!

If it wasn’t for the age difference, I would suggest someone check the whereabouts of a certain young George Washington at the time of this “accident”

Article on CNN’s website yesterday. “Virginia hunter dies after shot bear falls out of tree, lands on him”

And didn’t even give his brother any credit.

Fred, Fred, Fred of the Newtons … Watch out for that tree!