Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 21, 2025

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    SHAKEDOWNCITY  10 days ago

    Desert ā€œscornā€.

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    uncle snipe Premium Member 10 days ago

    I hope thatā€™s a double-barreled shotgun!

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 10 days ago

    I think youā€™re going to need more than, Swimming pools and Movie Stars to get Elvin to sell.

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    Kornfield Kounty  10 days ago

    WOW are you sure? ā€¦ thereā€™s 2 million tons of Dilithium Crystals buried on the next property.

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    CoffeyCup  10 days ago

    Is there a joke here?

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    Munch  10 days ago

    So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly. Hills that is, swimming pools, movie stars.

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    A# 466  10 days ago

    Reminded me of W.C. (hope GCā€™s language nanny doesnā€™t ā€œthinkā€ Iā€™m trying to sneak some naughty scatological joke in here) Fieldsā€™ movie, ā€œItā€™s a Gift.ā€

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  10 days ago

    Elvin knows the process uses too much dang groundwater.

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    formathe  10 days ago

    ā€˜Elvins got a gun, the whole worlds come undoneā€™.

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    mountainclimber  10 days ago

    Greenland has significant lithium deposits, with recent exploration efforts and geological surveys indicating the presence of lithium resources. Lithium is critical for the new generation of batteries. I took this as a dig on the orange POSā€™s fascination for acquiring Greenland, perhaps driven by the teslamaster pulling the puppet strings.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  10 days ago

    ā€œ Thereā€™s lithium and silicon down there, so you can have either/ore.ā€

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    mpolo11 Premium Member 10 days ago

    Wow, an eight wheeled, electric limo.

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    DD IN AZ Premium Member 10 days ago

    Wellā€¦ if we can convince say, 9/10s of the worldā€™s population to voluntarily be someplace else then maybe those who remain could go back to a cave dwelling hunter gathering existence and greatly reduce our energy needsā€¦

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    cuzinron47  10 days ago

    I think his reply is sitting next to him.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 10 days ago

    The really fun part is that Elvin is the dog, and Clarence is just ā€™"riding shotgun" for Elvin.

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    Vistoso's Double Cross #2 Copper  9 days ago

    Lithium, Jardianceā€¦ no difference in demand levels nd irrational desire to obtain them.

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