Freshly Squeezed by Ed Stein for June 21, 2022

If you wanted to grow it on purpose, it would probably die.

I hate grass myself. Do not get the utter fascination with it!

Crime against the environment? In that case I would like to file charges against the environment for storm damage.

If he can’t improve the lawn she can’t improve (redecorate) the house.

She needs marital counseling and he needs to grow a pair.

You can dig up crabgrass…..

I don’t blame her for not wanting that toxic crap in her yard.

Our yard is field grass. Lovely purple flowers in the spring followed by wild onions that smell great when you mow. Bu June you can’t tell it from a regular watered fertilized yard.

And who’ll be first to complain about feet full of binding eyes?