Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 10, 2009

Don’t they gum up your innards?

Good one, lefty.

I don’t do windows, just window stickers.

A good source of fiber.

Then I peel the fruit and paste the peels to my forehead.

That little girl (?) sure puts the “hood” in Little Red Riding Hood, doesn’t she?

I don’t see the Chiquita banana sticker in that collection. I used to peel those off & stick them on my books & such. I know that sounds pathetic but anything for a muse. Right?

I remember sticking banana stickers to my forehead when I was little.

I bet some people collect them like stamps.

she looks like a little kid drew her

Is anyone going to bring up bumper stickers? Good.

I hate those stickers, either ending up sticking to the counter and turning up perfectly intact in last years compost.

I don’t pay bills, just bill stickers.

I only eat fruit that comes with a sticker.

I remember putting stickers on my forehead when I wasn't little.

In fact, I think that I put a sticker on my forehead last week.

farleftside: I bet they’re hard to keep lit

I bet you play with the box and throw away the gift too.