Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 31, 2010

Same ol’ rants just won’t do.

Things will get worse before they get worse. (Lily Tomlin)

I suggest ranting on religion and/or politics. I’m certain we’ll hear a new rant with a fresh perspective that has never been covered before.

I have rants in my pants, but the ants don’t care!

Just as long as there are no Ayn Rants.

The rant’s due at the beginning of the year.

Heck; I just need new pants. I can’t close my fly (Because it’s broken; nothing else :} )

And re: Blog; Where in the world is Sloop! Hey Sloop! Where are you? Sloop………..Sloop…..Sloop………. Dang; and I miss prettyfeet too. Where are you all? I met you all in the archives, but I still miss you. Get your butts back here now! We need some company. I’m a newbie, but will be here forever.(As long as you all will put up with me). Puleaaase come back sloop and prettyfeet.

Ahhhh! Weenis man! Where has he been all this time???

……and this is your brain on drugs

RE: Roy, Leona, Leonard, and Sweetie from The Blog - I appreciate the sentiments, but we’re a little heavy on the in-breeding, wouldn’t you say?

Plenty to rant about, I don’t have to work at it…

But will your rant be Constitutional?

I have two teenagers - rants just come natural.

Always enough rants to go around. Pick one and then go make a difference somewhere…

OTHER people have rants - I have perfectly logical and intelligent opinions…

I also have the recipe for the Bacon-Hot Dog Turtles Teresa did not provide (but, of course, I shall NOT rant about the omission):

“Handmade ground beef patties are topped with sharp cheddar cheese and then wrapped in a bacon weave before the Hebrew Nationals are inserted as the heads, legs and tails. Place them on a rack, cover loosely with foil and then put them into an oven heated to 400 degrees. Bake for 20-30 minutes, or until the bacon is done - cooked through and a little crispy, but not too crunchy.”

Depending on the thickness of the bacon, might be good to pre-cook it a little. If anyone goes through all this trouble, let me know how they came out - please?

Happy New Year!

That bird should be careful where it lands

http://www.vvork.com/?p=21594

i have a hamster named lulu yet never have i known a human by that name she has her own mini split level ranch house from petco

Happy New Year to all ! and an especially Lame Heap of Love to Teresa and Vlad for making my year just a little more memorable and fun. XXX OOO

I’ll be off line for a few days, so I’ll see you all next year. Be Well.

don’t change a freckin thing.

A very festive Hogmanay to all! May you know peace, joy and fulfillment in the coming year.

Will Vlad beFirst Foot?