Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 30, 2012

Careful, those jackrabbit starts can cause your engine to seize.

O.K. Honey Bunny !

Yeah? Well, my guinea pig wants to be king of the house, and both critters are doomed to disappointment.

Glad you’re feeling a little more alert today, Ms. TTrue story, when I used to write articles , I despised deadlines.I belonged to the Procrastinators Club – still do !

They actually issue licenses to epileptic bunnies?! —Or is this an unlicensed arrangement, Sleepyhead?

I heard he one the lowrider contest. You put your right foot forward, your left foot out…

@INGSOC

Due to local budget shortfalls, potholes around here are enough to swallow my Jeep.

@INGSOCFeel your pain in the whiplash suffered by me after hitting potholes, but more importantly, in my wallet, for car repairs.Am living on a limited income.

..who the hell is ‘bilby’?…

Whose hare-brained idea was it to let the rabbit drive. He doesn’t even know which way to turn at Albuquerque.

@ Gaijinrabbit, is that you there in Utsunomiya driving folks around on those narrow, congested Japanese lanes? Perhaps taking them on short hops in your Toyota Funcargo? http://www.cars-directory.net/gallery/toyota/funcargo/

What…? Oh, epileptic rabbit! I thought Theresa said eclectic rabbit. Well, never mind then.

poor girl…cleft face.no dates.

ala Dr. Seuss: when the trees dance, the wind sings along

The ride went off without a hitch…..till we happened upon a red light. Then things got a little hinky.

Blog: yes Jackie smoked while pregnant and so did everyone else. It was 1963 after all..We need more teachers like Mrs. Dalrymple..The Deaf community is up in arms over the preschool incident. Telling a deaf child to change his sign name is no different than someone telling you to change your legal name. Too many idiots in the world.

Is this one of those Google self driving cars only with issues?

You said “electric rabbit”? My Prius could do that for you.

I believe that child that Jackie is smoking with (literally) died not long after birth of in August of ’63.after a couple months of grief , she opted to accompany her husband on a political trip through Texas in November

Re: Dr. Seuss on the blog – the nitpicky editor in me needs to point out that the book is “Oh Say Can You Say” (not “See”).

My nitpicky editor will now go sit somewhere else.

RE: Phantom Corsair (blog):

I checked it out on Wiki. It was a most impressive car for its time. It’s a shame Mr. Heinz was killed before he could bring it into production; there’s no way of knowing what today’s cars would look like if he had.

Teresa,I may be risking a visit from Vlad but in several reviews you’ve been describe as writing like a middle age man.Now I know you use a lot of tools, but, perhaps, these could help.BIC Cristal For Her Ball PenNot sure check the reviews

Whoa – I am epileptic, but I can’t drive though.

I dont’ care what your twitchy rabbit wants! I’m making my own way home!

.. in my Phantom Corsair!

…boing!