Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 31, 2015

That is quite surprising.

What can I say … your hook is a bigot!!!

Tactility, yes.

Button hook? Anyone? Ah, come on … you never heard of a button hook?

When you’re a hook, everyone looks like a fish.

So it likes to hook up with its own kind? What kind of a line does it give them?

ok hook hook Like those watch out for BARBS.

Never trust Hookers?

Button hook? Is that even a question? Really?

PERSONAL AD: Seeking missing hand and alarm clock. Phone 555-1939 and ask for Captain Hook.

Birds of a feather flock together;or maybe, steel of hooks meddle together.

Is the button hook your favorite mark of punctuation?Do your questions only attract other questions?Do you feel like a stuffed moose head hung upon a stone wall?

Well it’s no wonder, your’s is ugly, mine are purdy….

No. No it does not. It loses flavor only as you chew. I thought they taught this in schools. Do they not?

Your hook doesn’t have to love you; it only has to serve you. Whom your hook loves is its own business and no one else’s. Let’s not be hookophobic, okay?

Maybe your hook and my hook can hook up sometime.

Thanks for putting THAT earwig in my brain!(I’ll never get out of this park.)Driving the parental units bonkers with just the chorus of that and various Spike Jones ululations were my specialty as a child in the late 50’s.

How to use a Buttonhook

Your cane, to hook or not to hook?

Your brim on a hat, to hook or not to hook?

To hook on to the guy in front of you or not?

To lay your hooks in the wrong place or not?

@ Rad-ish:OMG!It’s the hat from Girl Genius Online!