Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 29, 2016

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    The Old Wolf  about 8 years ago

    When I try to grow a moustache, I end up looking like one of those Mandarin guys with three long hairs… :(

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    INGSOC   about 8 years ago

    I’m unable to grow a moustache, nor a beard beyond that of peach fuzz..

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    Steve Bartholomew  about 8 years ago

    Let’s see. Septober, Octember, Nowunder …

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago

    So then, after I got ejected, I grew up in a world where mortality was something about which people were not overly concerned. Some folks went around trying to make people more aware of death and disease, which were scarce enough that most people seldom thought about it, except to have the realization that everybody dies some day.

    It must be about money.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Your Beauty, girl

    Is just

    skin deep

    What skin you’ve got

    You ought to keep

    Burma Shave

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago

    I only love her for her potatoes.

    Is that wrong?

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31! Thalweg Premium Member about 8 years ago

     

    Alternate caption: “Cooks at Reichskanzlei c. 1939 discussing whereabouts of pastry chef who made Chocolate-Covered Matzo for dessert last night.”

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 8 years ago

    My niece dose’nt call me Uncle Fuzz for nothing.

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    Ray_C  about 8 years ago

    I prefer a urologist with small hands (or at least a thin middle finger).

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    William Neal McPheeters  about 8 years ago

    In Australia do mustaches turn up or down?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Pumpkin.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 8 years ago

    They should put on Groucho glasses with the mustache,

    then they would be cliche funny.

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    3pibgorn9  about 8 years ago

    This is one weird comic

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    *Hot Rod*  about 8 years ago

    Enjoy a piece of Jack-O-Lantern pie/ with or without mustaches.

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    Sisyphos  about 8 years ago

    I don’t know if I’d let a gal with a handlebar misstache boil my vegetables or (more importantly) handle my paring knife. This is especially true for the holiday-month of Movember. No hirsute pursuit, I opine!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Number 34, pitching for the Milwaukee Brewers, with handlebar mustache gently swaying in the breeze…

    Rollie Fingers!!

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   about 8 years ago

    Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

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    I decided not to grow mine this year.

    http://lafinlarry.net/faas/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=16&p=4858&#p4858

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    Zelmarific  about 8 years ago

    If only i had such confidence.

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