Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 12, 2016

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    Bill Thompson  almost 8 years ago

    Duck!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Try the pressed duck.

    It combines two of my favorite trials by ordeal!

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 8 years ago

    Gee, I don’t have a PUNchline for a river hiccup today.

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    Rotifer POLICE VIDEOS WERE SO OCTOBER Thalweg Premium Member almost 8 years ago

     

    She turned me into a newt. (Sir Bedevere, call your office)

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    Daniel Jacobson  almost 8 years ago

    If the woman floated, they assumed that the water rejected her for her evil, so that they would pull her out, hang her and/or burn her. If she sank, that proved she was innocent. Sinking also drowned her. Talk about a no-win situation!

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    William Neal McPheeters  almost 8 years ago

    A real witch can breath under water… so if she drowns, she’s not a witch.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    https://youtu.be/k3jt5ibfRzw

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    The Old Wolf  almost 8 years ago

    “If she weighs the same as a duck… she’s made of wood!And therefore… A witch!”

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    INGSOC   almost 8 years ago

    We’’ll tackle the situation as soon as they reel in the probable cause..

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 8 years ago

    A portable dunking chair?

    Perhaps they rent it out to other localities.

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    6turtle9  almost 8 years ago

    A beautiful swan

    swims amidst the bloody tides

    a lotus rises

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 8 years ago

    I’m sure Mr Trump will bring back this fine American tradition.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Remain calm and accept your fate.

    Trust in the just and even balance of the universe.

    Of course, if you can slip your bonds and destroy the protesting mob, I won’t try to stop you.

    Fair’s fair and all that.

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    coltish1  almost 8 years ago

    River Hiccup … isn’t that the name of the latest Hollywood starlet?

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    Sisyphos  almost 8 years ago

    Low bridge! Everybody down!

    Low bridge! For we’re coming through the town!

     

    Dang down ducks duck down!

    No bumping into the witch!

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