A young priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict sect. The head monk told him, at his indoctrination, that they were sworn to total silence. They could not speak one word at all. However, every ten years, they would be permitted to speak two words.
After 10 years of total silence, the head monk indicated it was now time for him to speak his two words. The monk said, “Bed hard!” And then he resumed his silent study and work.
Another 10 years passed and the head monk again indicated it was time for him to speak his two words. The monk said, “Food bad!” And then he resumed his silent study and work.
Another 10 years passed and the head monk again indicated it was time for him to speak his two words. The monk said, “I quit!”
The head monk shook his head and said, “I knew this was coming. You’ve done nothing but complain for the past 30 years!”
Steve Bartholomew almost 8 years ago
I’m begging you.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I have a ruler, and I know how to use it!
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 8 years ago
Cats game in tic tak toe…
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 8 years ago
Don’t give up the fight.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago
If you like movies that make sense, “Mulholland Drive” isn’t for you.
Nell Minow
Common Sense Media
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 8 years ago
Pen is mightier than the sword.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 8 years ago
I sword to God.
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 8 years ago
What is this, Frog Applause or “Simon Says”?
INGSOC almost 8 years ago
Never beg for mercy..
The Old Wolf almost 8 years ago
A young priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict sect. The head monk told him, at his indoctrination, that they were sworn to total silence. They could not speak one word at all. However, every ten years, they would be permitted to speak two words.
After 10 years of total silence, the head monk indicated it was now time for him to speak his two words. The monk said, “Bed hard!” And then he resumed his silent study and work.
Another 10 years passed and the head monk again indicated it was time for him to speak his two words. The monk said, “Food bad!” And then he resumed his silent study and work.
Another 10 years passed and the head monk again indicated it was time for him to speak his two words. The monk said, “I quit!”
The head monk shook his head and said, “I knew this was coming. You’ve done nothing but complain for the past 30 years!”
coltish1 almost 8 years ago
Mother Mary Lamentable, Mother Superior in the House of Lame.
William Neal McPheeters almost 8 years ago
A wow of silence.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 8 years ago
Saint Teresa Lamborghini.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 8 years ago
Silence of the Lamb…..why surely…
Radish the wordsmith almost 8 years ago
The American Taliban will not silence me.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 8 years ago
No.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 8 years ago
They always lose their manners in the end.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 8 years ago
What to do with all my hot air and extra wind?
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Sister Mary Stefu.
The E stands for “Everlasting”.
Was that too much?
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
To the off-stage voice:
And you didn’t shut up after sister’s first two requests. Motormouth!
My apologies, Sister. Now, may we please see Sr. Teresa of the Lame?