Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 29, 2017

She handles puzzling situations well, does our Sister of the Lame

Every kind of anything in preparation through eager readiness..

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:

The Birmingham Small Arms Company Limited (BSA) was a major British industrial combine, a group of businesses manufacturing military and sporting firearms; bicycles; motorcycles; cars; buses and bodies; steel; iron castings; hand, power, and machine tools; coal cleaning and handling plants; sintered metals; and hard chrome process.

At its peak, BSA (who also owned Triumph) was the largest motorcycle producer in the world.

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Feeling easy on the outside

But not so funny on the inside

Feel the sound, pray for rain

For this is the night we ride

- Blue Öyster Cult; This Ain’t the Summer of Love

Are you prepared for a shortage of Blue Nun??? Yeah… I thought not!

FREE DOGSNIFF!!!

If I’m not ready for the quiz now, I never will be.

Let a smile be your umbrella. Turn that frown upside down, and be sure your umbrella is, too. Then you’ll catch pennies from heaven for you and me.

I’m never prepared for these things.

I wasn’t told that there would be a test on the material.

Ten paces, turn and draw…

Rectanulart

An 8-bit girl in a 16-bit world.

Sister please pray for the BOFH.

Reaching Star Base Sirius soon!

My word, Girl Guides seem to have changed thei uniform.

Hard Chrome.

Oh, I didn’t know Vlad was a Gilmore Girls fan.

She is watching. She is prepared for you. You have no defenses.

I have had a vision, as of Sister Teresa, keeping watch over us, so slyly from the Commie Crossword!

And, lo, she was the soror-equivalent of a Boy Scout (in omnia paratus/semper paratus).

Look kindly upon us, the Lame who implore thee!

We are ready for come-what-may, whenever: May, June, even July!

Sister Teresa has a cruel habit of making me feel like I have the vocabulary of a ten-year-old. It’s hard to teach an old dog how to do anything except wag my tail. But it is wagging… with pleasure every day, even if I do feel like a dumbbell.