Wilhelmina does not have spinach, seaweed, or any green matter between her teeth. She is the unfortunate offspring of a highly critical mother who is worse than a bully. Parents who are not loving and supportive can be devastating to the lives of their children. (Perhaps Wilhelmina’s mother had a mother who treated her much the same way; she never had a proper role model herself. Then again, she could just be a cruel woman who takes life’s miseries out on her young, beautiful daughter.) Some people should not be parents.
Everyone can use a little bit of Positive Reinforcement from time to time. I wish Wilhelmina well, and hope her mother shapes up and polishes her Nurturing Mommy skills!
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 7 years ago
Mother, do you ever polish the silver to a mirrored shine?
lrope about 7 years ago
Thanks, Mommy Dearest. I’d hate to hear what other self-esteem builders you have for your daughter.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 7 years ago
No, mother, I will not look into your mirror and meet with The Sons of the Bird.
“The Bird is Cruel!_” she shouted at her mother, who covered her face…
Randy B Premium Member about 7 years ago
It’s the long shreds of green in her teeth.
She loves her seaweed salad, but won’t check for unsightly bits of comestibles before leaving the house.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 7 years ago
Until the day her mother said, “You look like a slattern goat maid”, though her appearance was the same as it had ever been.
That was the day she realized that her mother just said mean things.
It took twenty years, but her mother was eventually committed to a local bedlam, and Wilhemina began to wish instead that she had done this years ago.
She recognized this as the same mad cruelty that possessed her mother, but took it as being poetic justice.
INGSOC about 7 years ago
Don’t become overwhelmed, Wilhelmina, polite society shall always be there for you through their subliminal cruelty and impolite undertones..
coltish1 about 7 years ago
“We call that a looking glass, mother. A looking glass!”
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 7 years ago
After all, her Mother kept paper sacks beneath her bed.
Radish the wordsmith about 7 years ago
Why dressing like that she appears to have gone native and therefore unfit for polite society.
William Neal McPheeters about 7 years ago
Polite society is over rated. FREE DOGSNIFF
gigagrouch about 7 years ago
“You look like nobody owns you.”
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 7 years ago
A surfeit of dental occlusions appears to be the consensus among the impolite citizenry of Froglandia.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 7 years ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willamina,_Oregon
The Old Wolf about 7 years ago
My mother told me I was going to be named Wilhelmina if I had been a girl. Thank Mogg for small favors!
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 7 years ago
Do you dillydally at the mirror?
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 7 years ago
@Space Captain: Or perhaps she dallys with Dilly?
Arianne about 7 years ago
Polite society too often is anything but.
prettyfeet about 7 years ago
Wilhelmina does not have spinach, seaweed, or any green matter between her teeth. She is the unfortunate offspring of a highly critical mother who is worse than a bully. Parents who are not loving and supportive can be devastating to the lives of their children. (Perhaps Wilhelmina’s mother had a mother who treated her much the same way; she never had a proper role model herself. Then again, she could just be a cruel woman who takes life’s miseries out on her young, beautiful daughter.) Some people should not be parents.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 7 years ago
Wilhelmina click on the social network and the heels in oz.
Arianne about 7 years ago
Lavender and sage aromatherapy is used to promote peaceful sleep and to soothe the soul.
I love Teresa’s eye for detail. I’m sure I only ever get a small fraction of the symbolism, but it’s always interesting to try.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 7 years ago
My only narcotic now: a cigarette.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 7 years ago
Doe, Ray, Blue, Ray? Now a days.
Sisyphos about 7 years ago
Everyone can use a little bit of Positive Reinforcement from time to time. I wish Wilhelmina well, and hope her mother shapes up and polishes her Nurturing Mommy skills!