Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 31, 2017

Said Colonel Sanders to Charlie Brown.

Mmmmm Frog Legs.

Where people can flip the bird without worry. Show the Piece Sign to your favorite girl.

More bang for your bucket of chicken!

Why did the blockhead cross the road.?

I wooden take a wooden nickle, Woody…

Fingerlickin and Bonepickin!

I come to praise Chicken, not to bury it.

That’s not the blues, that’s the Mood Indigo.

Teresa! Your subscriber numbers are climbing UP. That’s fingerlickin’ good, huh?

It’s time for a little chicken-bone prognostication. (The bones say… you will all die in a painful, fiery death during this holiday weekend or -if you were born on an odd-numbered day- you should expect a big boil on your butt.

Lucky me, I was born on an odd-numbered date.

What was I thinking? What a horrible comment. What if something actually happens to someone here? (The bones are wrong! They lied! Ignore the bones! They came from a diseased chicken!)

Shouldn’t that have been: " Fingerlicken’ good grief, Charlie Brown " ?

Can we go back to the goose/swan controversy?

(about which Radish demonstrated his thorough lack of understanding by introducing a duck in the midst of)

GOODGRIEF

Yes, yes she is.

Alfred? Alfred North Whitehead?

My sentiments exactly!!!

Due to ongoing circumstances, the FAAS site will be slow to update…

http://lafinlarry.net/faas/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=68&sid=48f490609d82056bfd294daaf8b467b3&start=10#p7409

I will guess he had the Taco Bowl at Trump Tower.

Paraprosdokian is your friend. Sisyphos is another figure altogether.

Do not mix your metaphors. Two-by-fours are another matter.

What does it matter? What does it matter? (Name that tune!)

Never mind, it doesn’t matter.