I take exception to that scrotum trinity on the top front of that bus. Public urination AND that, that, THINGY. There should be a limit to lameness. (Or is lameness unpatroled in this township, too.)
“Townships can exist nominally in rump form but have no government. In about 1980, Wayne Township in Montgomery County was re-incorporated as the city of Huber Heights. However, a small portion of Wayne Township — east of State Route 4 and south of State Route 235 — was part of Wright-Patterson Air Force Base and could not be incorporated into the city of Huber Heights. Thus, that portion of Wayne Township, which is part of the Air Force Base, still nominally exists, but it has no local government.”
You shouldn’t put so much faith in that truck nor traffic light at the intersection if you happen to be within the neighbourhood neighborhood scene of Maximum Overdrive township TWP..
Townships are just one of the extraordinary number of layers of governance here in Chicagoland, where my non-Froglandian residence is. Townships can do some good (daddy was involved in local affairs of state and dealt with township folks). But, taken on the whole, they are just another way of draining the money from people who earn it and into the pockets of politicians, who are the New Aristocracy, complete with family dynasties. It’s an art, you know….
painedsmile over 6 years ago
Is it illegal to urinate in public in this no-government township?
painedsmile over 6 years ago
I take exception to that scrotum trinity on the top front of that bus. Public urination AND that, that, THINGY. There should be a limit to lameness. (Or is lameness unpatroled in this township, too.)
Randy B Premium Member over 6 years ago
“Paper townships”, in Ohio.
“Townships can exist nominally in rump form but have no government. In about 1980, Wayne Township in Montgomery County was re-incorporated as the city of Huber Heights. However, a small portion of Wayne Township — east of State Route 4 and south of State Route 235 — was part of Wright-Patterson Air Force Base and could not be incorporated into the city of Huber Heights. Thus, that portion of Wayne Township, which is part of the Air Force Base, still nominally exists, but it has no local government.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_township
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Huber+Heights,+OH/
ransomknotts over 6 years ago
Isn’t 3hourtour from Ohio? I thought he mentioned that some time along the way?
ransomknotts over 6 years ago
That gingerbread boy better watch out. He’ll be crumbs under those bus wheels.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 6 years ago
“Roasting my buns in the brazier of Abraham….”
Arianne over 6 years ago
Paper townships in rump form?…
Say, it’s only a paper moon
Sailing over a cardboard sea
But it wouldn’t be make-believe
If you believed in me
.
P.S. Maybe I wasn’t so silly, seeing Ohio in yesterday’s image?
So many layers!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago
So we are to believe that Huber Heights, the Rump of America, routinely emits offensive air forces? I’m good with that.
Arianne over 6 years ago
Mini-blinded by the light.
The Old Wolf over 6 years ago
The common abbreviation for “Township” is “Twp.”
Which is the Welsh word for “crazy.”
INGSOC over 6 years ago
You shouldn’t put so much faith in that truck nor traffic light at the intersection if you happen to be within the neighbourhood neighborhood scene of Maximum Overdrive township TWP..
coltish1 over 6 years ago
Cathy Guisewhite said it first: “Aack!”
I can’t keep up!
Radish the wordsmith over 6 years ago
Grace puts in a guest appearance at Dark Side of the Horse.
I live in an unincorporated town. No mayor, no city taxes.
Oxnate over 6 years ago
Today’s Dark Side of the Horse features Grace-the-Face (well, half of her anyway) and Teresa’s signature.
Linguist over 6 years ago
Did someone mention a tRUMP roast ?
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
Townships are just one of the extraordinary number of layers of governance here in Chicagoland, where my non-Froglandian residence is. Townships can do some good (daddy was involved in local affairs of state and dealt with township folks). But, taken on the whole, they are just another way of draining the money from people who earn it and into the pockets of politicians, who are the New Aristocracy, complete with family dynasties. It’s an art, you know….