Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 15, 2018

Oder in the court, SBD…silent but deadly.

disgruntleMENt

disparageMENt

disappointMENt

disenchantMENt

disembowelMENt

PepperMENt is not what I MEaNt.

(Put that in your lacrimal gland and soak it.)

There came then a time in which people believed that there was no mind or soul aside from the meat machine’s chemical computer, that all consciousness originated in simple response to external stimulus. They believed there was no volition, no conscious self, no ability to control the self, which was merely a mechanism and could be controlled utterly by changes to brain chemistry.

It was pretty funny to watch all the mirth and mayhem. You should have been there.

Men, beware of pheromones!

Who you callin’ a pimento? Rejectamenta and excrementum I can handle, but I take umbrage with being stuffed inside an olive. This kind of insult may very well cement our relationship for the worst.

I better not hear another word about being stuffed inside an olive. I’ve been told it’s not so bad.

Today is a little like yesterday, Jay. Except with a little less merriMENt, Kent.

Her saddened tiny tears are falling down, will suddenly ruin his act as a clown..

Its chemical warfare.

A moment or two of commenting silence for Dr. Hawking.

Odour? Oh dear! Dear odour? Dire, dear.

What the heck is a pimento, anyway? Seriously. Are they real? Imaginary? A by-product of production at the Frog Applause™ Owned Bath Mat Factory?

I mentally implement a segmentation to augment empowerment in alimentary predicaments

I am surprised at not seeing this comMENt ….

As Johnnie Ray used to say: CRY ! ( especially if you got that letter of goodbye ).

Of course you can always Cry Me A River !

HER TEARS WILL CONTROL YOUR MIND

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/her-tears-will-control-yo/

(The last part of this paragraph, not from the article above, about a pig presenting her rear just made me laugh. )

This study offers some of the most recent evidence that people perceive all sorts of interesting things about one another through olfaction. Airborne molecules that elicit a reaction in a member of the same species are called pheromones, and the most famous ones are potent aphrodisiacs, like androstenone and androstenol in the saliva of male boars. If a fertile female gets a whiff of these molecules, she’ll present her rear to the male, a universal gesture in wild pig patois that means, “Let’s start a family.”

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/the-truth-about-pheromones-100363955/

Man, they’re bringing me down.

Crying because you do not love or make love? If the dress is on the floor beside my bed, then cry away.

Witty. Trenchant. Mordant.

Feminine pheromones at their wily work.

Men demoralized, demoted, demented as a result of Chemical Warfare. Outlawed by the Hague Convention, maybe, but regularly employed by The Unfairer Sex [not gender].