Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 01, 2019

So? Give’em the bird with a catty remark.

After all, you are a slight favorite.

If your birding field guide has entries for “Senses of insects”, “Skink” (lizard), “Silkworm”, and “Spermophilus” (ground squirrel), it’s really not a birding field guide at all.

mmmm the edge goes to that cat with the wedge to escape the sand trap on the number nine hole. •y not roll a birdie now, you cat’s meow, and even the score or a slight lead..

Well, you were just winging it when you dictated that book, as you plucked feathers and discarded beaks and claws.

I thought that the recipe section was innovative.

n the cat birding guide chronical, it is obvious you need this time for plowing in the field of opportunity to hand out that top notch expurr teasing we all expect of you.• please forget about the slight I imposed on that very posed cat above.

… I only buy it for the articles…

… didn’t I see this one in Garfield once?…

… subpar means better than average…

… you’re pouting over a compliment…

… come on…

… how many birding fields can there be?…

… now that he’s getting older old man Warner told his wife that one in the hand is worth two in the bush…

…(less trouble, I guess)…

…that is just like a cat…

… if it’s not crying over spilled milk…

…it’s holding a grudge over a field guide slight…

… from the FAKE News …

… (felines always kill everything)…

… the biggest destroyer of wildlife in America: cats…

If it doesn’t mention the subtle differences in flavor due to diet and other factors, then your bird field guide is not meant for cats.

HISSSSSS!

That would, of course, be your problem.

“implied”

If you only have an entry for Tweety Bird, the criticism, implied or otherwise, may have been constructive.

Why is being subpar (i.e. under par) great in golf, but not good in the rest of the world? Inquiring minds want to know.

I mean…is Tiger’s playing subpar when he finishes over par?

Its a catastrophe.

Catnipped again ….

Another cat moron in a catamaran, the woods are full of them.

Don’t tell me Frog App has become another cat strip!

Categorically lame.

This bird guide comes with the dance move all cats should know…

the birdie for my next meal, so happy I am doing a chow, chow, chow…

Just in case you may be wondering why there was a hairball in your shoe and a dead mouse on the kitchen floor this morning…

silkworming could also increase modestly to diminish mediocre adequacy

You are plainly too pampered and fat to be considered a serious threat, feline though you are.

Besides, I haven’t even actually seen your defective birding field guide. How lame is that?