Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 09, 2020

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 5 years ago

    How much?

    4 those puppies

    In the window?

    The answer is blowing

    In the wind my friend…

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    Superfrog  almost 5 years ago

    Loosen your tie?

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    …next time, use a new razor…

    …hurts so good…

    … my icicles hurt…

    …rub Vicks on it…

    … that’ll nip it in the bud…

    …Kathy says she’ll kiss it and make it feel better…

    …stop watching the XFL, then…

    …your bra is too tight, bro…

    …“you can’t expect him to live forever with his sister and the nipple-twisting that goes on there.”…

    … my dupa hurts…

    …“wantta take a ride?”…

    …John Hurt…

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 5 years ago

    Coughed so hard they fell off.

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    coltish1  almost 5 years ago

    Poor thing. Midol is available at your local drug store. Make sure you get plenty of rest, wash your hands frequently, and watch the Hallmark Channel.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Too much infodemic…

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    Pickled Pete  almost 5 years ago

    Chesticles :

    “Slipping from the pedals and slamming into the crossbar, Chippo contracted an advanced case of Chesticles”,

    or “With one swift kick she gave him Chesticles.”.
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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    In other words, the family jewels are suffering from lack of nookie…..

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    Radish...   almost 5 years ago

    Try turning your headlights on.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 5 years ago

     

    After years of research I have concluded that She is not really a cartoonister – She’s a Rorschach test designer wannabe.

    P.S. to the Creator – the pink cheeks just ruin this for me.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 5 years ago

    Chester cheated on the draft test…

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 5 years ago

    Chesticles … let the chest mask stampede begin …!

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    ransomknotts  almost 5 years ago

    Did somebody die? Such a forlorn look, buddy.

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    That would make more sense if the character were a woman…

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    Say what?

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    6turtle9  almost 5 years ago

    Your statement leaves me skepitcal

    Perhaps it is the wrong indexical

    Or maybe a different contextical

    Heavy heart? Try talking to the pickle

    Go on, just give it a little tickle

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Suck it up, Buttercup.

    We all experience various minor or major pains from time to time. But Real Froglandians don’t whine about it. They just croak in peace….

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