P.S. With one exception: squirrel treachery. Moderation in the eradication of squirrel treachery is no virtue. Extremism in the pursuit of chicken and dumpling breaks is no vice.
Proceeding from Aristotelian aphorism to apples to canned chicken is indeed a rapid downward spiral. I can see why you’d want an excellent sparrer if you have any hope of staying in shape (as they say). If you can manage all this in terms of moderation, I salute you….
The Old Wolf almost 5 years ago
D’Agostino Bros. for the best prices in groceries this side of the Golconda!
3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago
…with a name like Beaver…
…it has to taste like chicken…
… “Maybe they couldn’t figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything!”…
…10 apples a day will keep the coronavirus away…
…when I dance…
…I dance alone…
…all by myself…
…because my wife says when I dance with her…
…it’s more like sparring…
…are those apples?…or are you just glad to see me?…
… now all we need is for a meteor to strike and we’re in apocalyptic paydirt…
INGSOC almost 5 years ago
while supplies last
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 5 years ago
Stuff to keep round house for a kick.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
It’s what’s on the menu that counts….Er…Beaver Brand? You go first…..let me know how that worked out for you?
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Bantam weight chickens only. Moderation means never having to say what’s really on your mind.
Radish... almost 5 years ago
Everyone is eating apples and beaver chicken these days.
Mother Thalweg almost 5 years ago
Re: Everything in Moderation
Dear Ms. Bee
Those are words to live by.
Sincerely,
Rotifer’s Mother
P.S. With one exception: squirrel treachery. Moderation in the eradication of squirrel treachery is no virtue. Extremism in the pursuit of chicken and dumpling breaks is no vice.
coltish1 almost 5 years ago
Anyone remember Apple Records? We’re looking at side 2, right? And weren’t the Beatles lucky they preceded Jobs & Wozniak!
Howard'sMyHero almost 5 years ago
Hey buddy … can you spar ten dimes …?
painedsmile almost 5 years ago
Do you feel the love, Teresa?
https://www.gocomics.com/comics/lists/1722852/11-women-cartoonists-we-love
6turtle9 almost 5 years ago
Pink Lady is my favorite apple.
Radish... almost 5 years ago
You gotta eat what you can in these plague times.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Proceeding from Aristotelian aphorism to apples to canned chicken is indeed a rapid downward spiral. I can see why you’d want an excellent sparrer if you have any hope of staying in shape (as they say). If you can manage all this in terms of moderation, I salute you….
ransomknotts almost 5 years ago
Canned chicken in moderation? You betcha.