Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 21, 2021

X off

X eyes means you’ve kicked the bucket

X a kiss, and don’t forget the O

X marks the spot for treasure, dreams and adventure

X marks the spot for your Hancock. Be wary of dotted lines

X duct tape across the window for high wind safety

X generation

X, the band

X, everybody has one. Don’t worry, you’ll find love again

X on, urp, I’ve got gas

X don’t be cross

X so crucify me, I’ll rise again

X 10

X unknown quantity

X for extension

X multiplies

XXX, you so naughty. Use protection so you don’t multiply

X ray, very illuminating, but those comic book versions never worked

X ecstasy

X strike, keeps you out of the gutter

X axis

X is how your hands are placed when laid to rest, R.I.P., sweet dreams…

He finally got a little head.

Spot and Mark and a bucket in the waist. A start to a 6 pak instead of a pull on the keg.

Bold fashions he’s wearing

Be finally figured out that he can tie his shoe lace around his pants leg. Now, if he can figure out how to do that same with his other shoe lace, he’ll finally be able to go to kindergarten.

Given 1 million dollars and told to spend it all within 24 hours. So a couple of Bentleys later….

Wooo. Laaaa

When they lined up for heads, he thought they said beds so he missed out…well at least he doesn’t have a big head…

Soooo, what’s in the box? and what will you do with the big red check? OOOOOOOOO I KNOW! Your bucket list is in the box….safe and private…

this comic is multi-dimensional

…I don’t believe in bucket lists…

…nor, check lists…

…they dont exist…

…they are all a product of the Froglandia media…

…I refuse to use my multi-colour Bic pen on such things…

…never saw a bucket sinking list neither for, aft, starboard or port…

…all the kick the bucket people are…

…er…sorry…

…this was meant for my Facebook page…

…aah, Froglandia’s Favorite comic Frog Applause…

…can’t live without it…

1) Make a to-do list of things you’ve already done

2) Cross them off with great ceremony

3) Sit down and have a drink to celebrate.

The callous sophisticates laughed at Jethro’s tiny head. And had a wild time with his bucket list.

Found her in a barn in Tennessee

I paid five bucks for my Bucket T

Took me three years of sweat and blood

To clean off all of that Tennessee mud

My Bucket T

YTU…..You Tube University

Mustard environment? … check

Being small minded? … check

Fashion Guru? … um … checkered

Getting booted

Some hardware stores say nuts and bolts. While others say gigs and memory. The software is scrutinized in processor and storage.

I think that guy seriously needs a cross-check

he often brags about how cashiers are always checking him out

Chekhov

Yes Captain

Check the the ship for intruders

Yes Sir Captain

Froglandia man checks out with style, film at 11.

Check. Check. Check.

Is this sound system working?

Small-minded guy buys ugly checkered suit, ties shoelace around cuff, and thinks he’s accomplished something. Checks off checkmark.

Life is just an unfolding succession of checks and balances (and balances are much needed when you have but a tiny head)….