Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 18, 2021

Or even beta, maybe.

…that’s when I fell from the leader of the pack…

…musta seen the Browns play y-day…

…why can’t we just get into the running car?…

…OK, just because you admit you lost the election…

…that doesn’t make you any less alpha…

…that’s not what the fox says…

…but, you are a good doggy, aren’t you? …

….aren’t you?…

…drugging dogs…

…what’s next?…

…giving horse laxatives to humans?…

…pruning trees?…

…walling nuts?…

…having elephants fly?…

…frogs Applauding?…

…where’s the Professor when you need him?…

…off to marry Ann…

Alpha sheep dogs .shift over…

Morning Ralph.,

Morning Lou..

We can’t really do anything about it, but we can treat the symptoms until what’s actually the matter reaches critical and goes off.

We all can’t be leaders….

We all can’t be followers

We all just go “about our business”

On the lawn!

Clean up! on Dreary Lane please!

Hmmm … the needer of the pack …!

vroom … Vroom … VROOM

A Great Misconception of the late Twentieth and early Twenty-first centuries (among a whole lot of others): people can’t be happy unless they’re bossing other people around.

been there :+|

Kinda dated. Psychotropics are prescribed to create eunuchs.

With both Adderall and Ritalin men often notice changes in their sex drive, i.e., impotence. Some who take it might have hair loss or rhabdomyolysis, a dangerous condition in which muscles break down.

A silver bullet always leaves you wanting more.

I never get any good drug prescriptions. It’s just Cipro for infections, Flurbiprofen for stupid whitewater-related injuries, and Tetracycline for … (on second thought let’s not say what the Tetracycline was for).

There are no panaceas.

You’re still more of Delta Dog, my friend.

Del-ta-a-a Dog,

What’s that anti-depressive you’ve been on?

Could it be a failed re-medeee?

And did I hear you say they were taking you away

To that dog house mansion in the sky.

Mel n’ Nel…Fetch the mail n’ nail.